We have outfoxed the fox, which makes us very bloody foxy.

levynite:

IT BOINGED ONTO ITS OWN HEAD
guardian:

Deaf 40-year-old woman hears sound for first time - video
Amateur footage shows the moment Joanne Milne, who has been deaf since birth and is now 40 years old, hears for the first time.
Joanne has a rare medical condition called Usher syndrome, and as a result also began to lose her vision in her 20s. She was fitted with cochlear implants at a hospital in Birmingham in February, and is visibly overcome with emotion when hearing a nurse read the days of the week. Watch

guardian:

Human fish and the 10-stone toddler: the weird world of British Pathé

British Pathé has uploaded 3,500 hours of historic footage to YouTube. Stephen Moss dives into the archive and discovers the mind-boggling strangeness of our recent past. Read more

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

officialpremjyotish:

i am the king of procrasti-nation bow before me now or in a little while anythings fine

beautifulurself:

xo
just-wanna-travel:

Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, Canada